knit one, purl FUN (not my words, the words of Simply Knitting magazine)
Get a load of this! I am in Simply Knitting magazine. The back page, no less. That's the magazine equivalent of the back seat of the bus, where the driver can't see you messing about and stuff.
Thanks Simply Knitting Magazine! You have almost inspired me to make something new. Considering I haven't actually finished a single thing this year, that can only be a good thing.

