This year I shall be wearing only silver clothes and eating food in pellet form, dispensed from a slot in the wall.
Sweet! Can't wait to see how that works out for you!
Knock yourself out.
So you're going to be a supermodel. Fair play.This year I'm going to explore space and dance to robot-sythn music.
I don't believe you Hannah. Stop lying so much, you compulsive liar!Hmmm. Lie. Lying. Why is that? Where does the y come from?
4 points for a Y, unless you put it on a triple letter thingy, which I definitely would because I CANNOT BE BEATEN AT SCRABBLE I tell you
Pellet food? Yeah, right! I'll give it a week, maximum. After that, you'll probably develop an insatiable hankering for cheese and Marmite toasties. Even if you never liked Marmite before.BTW, not too many silver clothes. Don't want to look like Gary Glitter eh?
yeah, turns out they don't serve pellets at Wetherspoons, so I had to have a curry & some cider instead. I was hoping that the food would be served by a robot, but it didn't happen - what a mouldy swizz. The future sucks.
Eat a pellet, make a pellet.
wise words, my friend
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