One time, when I was working at the pub, I was having an argument with some freakin IDIOT in the garden. It was basically about some stuff that he was doing that I didn't want him to do. Anyway. As we are barking away at each other, he suddenly goes 'and ANYWAY, look at your SHOES!' as if there was something wrong with my SHOES for crying out loud. AS IF. HAHAHAHAHA! At that point I knew I had won. It was the fastest I have ever won an argument, and I didn't even have to say anything.